The Goddess Says, "Kill the Tsundere Witch!"

I was proud to be the biggest tsundere fan in the world until the day everything changed: when I woke up from uneasy dreams to find myself turned into a staff and buried in a forest! Fortunately for me, a narrow-eyed, silver-haired beauty saved me. I tried to thank her, only for her to say...it’s not like she saved me for my sake, or anything! What is that but the textbook line of a tsundere?! This perfect tsundere specimen is apparently Stella, a student of the Saint Antohsa Academy and the owner of a certain holy magic staff—me. Guess I’ll have to cheer her on for the rest of my life! But wait, why am I a staff, anyway? When I visit the Goddess who rules over this world in the hopes of becoming human again, she tells me I need to kill Stella, the so-called evil witch, to have my wish granted! I have to choose between my shy beloved and world peace? Well, that’s an easy one... This is the first volume of a school-life fantasy where a staff—that’s me—and a tsundere girl change the world!

A bit of time has passed since I reincarnated as Stella the Tsundere Saint’s staff. She passed her finals without incident, and now she’ll be representing the second-years in the annual Miracle Games! In order to defeat Quinza—the fire-wielding progeny of House Frantzbelle, and an all-around bully—she tries recruiting Henrietta, a girl with a mastery over water. Unfortunately, her idea of recruiting is throwing out a line like, “I-If you insist, I don’t mind partnering up with you!” Stella, I’m the only one you’d win over with a tsundere line like that! Look, she’s turning you down! But we need her miracles to beat Quinza! Well, if being pushy doesn’t work, it’s time to shill instead! For the sake of my beloved Stella, I’ll try my hand at conquering this mighty kuudere! I just gotta hope that murderous Goddess doesn’t try pulling anything else...

“I will save Stella.” Thanks to the Goddess’s plot, Stella was imprisoned underground. As Stella’s inevitable death sentence approaches, a so-called savior appears. Rather than saving us, however, she’s here to stop us from defying the Goddess. Oh, and she looks a bit familiar... “It’s reaaal clear that the witch has driven you mad!” Her glossy black hair and familiar sailor outfit flutter in a prickly rage. She’s Mitsuki Kaguya—my childhood friend since kindergarten?! Mitsuki, having been summoned by the Goddess, has accepted her demands. She’s swinging her divine-powered kendo sword all over the place to cut Stella down! How could the Goddess be so malicious?! I’m Stella’s spirit. As an otaku, I’ll offer everything for the happiness of my idol!